If I were a doctor...

If I were a doctor... people would say -
He is the second God on earth.
Oh look ! he is so smart as well..
Aha ! He is so caring, and he speaks so well..
And yes ! he can cure us all !

If I were a doctor...my parents would be proud -
You know ! My son is a doctor.
And guess ! He keeps us healthy..
Nay nay ! He doesn't smoke and drink.
And has no habits of the common man !

If I were a doctor..I would have had a clinic -
Not feeling well ! Go to Mr. Kumar's.
You have a problem ! Go to him..
Really ! He will cure you.
True ! He has a magical wand !

Well ! Woah ! You know what -
I am not a doctor, and the only reason why..
Shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone..
I was bad at biology ! :)
And so I became an engineer !